deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

147,689 notes
REBLOGGED i-suck-dick 9 hours ago (ORIGINALLY deoxyhemoglobin)
cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

(Source: hippiesispunkz)

147,509 notes
REBLOGGED imnavi 9 hours ago (ORIGINALLY hippiesispunkz)

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
image

image

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

image

oMGGGG

image

pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

324,101 notes
REBLOGGED thiskittydied 9 hours ago (ORIGINALLY pika-brew)

thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

(Source: alessandroscocciapappagallo)

155,206 notes
REBLOGGED perseusjacksoff 9 hours ago (ORIGINALLY alessandroscocciapappagallo)

the-trapped-half-brother:

2hr:

it’s september and halloween has finally begun

It never ended

4,727 notes
REBLOGGED the-trapped-half-brother 9 hours ago (ORIGINALLY 2hr)

Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.

ohmyhelbig:

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

THIS SHIT IS SCARY I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN.

(Source: papa-levi)

264,494 notes
REBLOGGED the-trapped-half-brother 9 hours ago (ORIGINALLY papa-levi)

(Source: isuckattinder)

59,045 notes
REBLOGGED youtubeofficial 9 hours ago (ORIGINALLY isuckattinder)
ramblegamble:

i like my pasta sauce like i like my men

ramblegamble:

i like my pasta sauce like i like my men

551 notes
REBLOGGED imnavi 9 hours ago (ORIGINALLY ramblegamble)
  • Benvolio: In love?
  • Romeo: Out.
  • Benvolio: Of love?
  • Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
  • Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
97,845 notes
REBLOGGED thehoboacrossthestreet 9 hours ago (ORIGINALLY nevermore191)

veryraresecrete:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

image

95,846 notes
REBLOGGED beyoncevevo 9 hours ago (ORIGINALLY tarntino)